Exposing Liberal Bias in the Media

Authored by JOHN W LILLPOP


The woman being comforted has just (Select the best answer):

* Learned that her teenage son is in love with "A very nice Jewish boy in the Israeli army."

* Filled the family SUV with Unleaded Regular and is trying to find the money to pay the gas station attendant

* Opened the July bill for running the AC in her New York City flat

* Been told that Condi Rice is humanity's best hope for stopping the Israeli-Hezbelloh war

* Learned that her daughter tests in the same achievement percentile as GW Bush in public speech, vocabulary, and reading comprehension.

* Seen Al Gore's fiction movie "An Inconvenient Truth" and is planning her future and that of her children accordingly

* Discovered that she has won the Mega Lotto worth U.S. $50 million dollars. But in order to claim the jackpot, she must convert to Judaism, and turn in all undetonated suicide back packs stored at the local mosque.

Unfortunately, photographs like this are used extensively by the liberal media to slant public opinion against America, Israel, President Bush, Republicans and all things good and decent.

Shame on the low-life liberal media!