Testing Ones "Liberal Quotient" On Illegal Immigration

Authored by JOHN W LILLPOP



As the debate on illegal immigration heats, this quiz has been designed to measure ones “liberal quotient"---the opposite of intelligence quotient--- on this vital issue:
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Illegal immigration is:


( )Desperately needed by liberals in order to win elections


( )A misnomer...they are actually undocumented democrats!


( )Mexico’s chief export


( )NOT a threat to US homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy
the land of free rice and tacos?

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Border security should be:


( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce


( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce AND More Democrats


( )Turned over to Vicente Fox in the name of Diversity


( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the US


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The proposed fence between the US and Mexico is:


( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities


( ) Unconstitutional..discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence


( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states

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The proposed Guest Worker Program:


( )Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare


( )Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union


( )Should include free health care, drivers licenses, college degrees
and interest-free mortgages for illegal aliens


( )Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally DESERVE amnesty!


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Spanish Vs. English. Mexican illegal immigrants should:


( )Be required to continue with Spanish as their only language because
DNC has printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election


( )Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda


( )Be taught vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU,
racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat!, six- pack of Cuervo ASAP


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Janet Napolitano, Democrat Governor of Arizona:


( )Was FOR Illegal Immigration Before She Was AGAINST it


( )Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in early July


( )Eloped with Democrat Governor Bill Richardson, with whom she has had three abortions


( )Thinks ‘Minutemen’ is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents

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In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:


( )Send a Letter of Unconditional Surrender to Vicenete Fox along with a fully-executed Quit Claim deed to California, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico.


( )Pardon all 20 million illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed
by President Bush & approved by Vicente Fox


( )Hand out Spanish-language ballots for 2008 with Hillary Clinton’s name
pre- punched as a vote for president


( )Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and use
proceeds to buy ads opposing HR 4437

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Well, how did you do? Liberal enough to be considered anti-American?

That is the goal of the DNC you know.