Shortage of Virgins in Islamic Heaven?
By John W. Lillpop
Adnan el-Shukrijumah, al-Qaida field commander in Afghanistan, is reportedly warning Muslims to leave the United States because another major terrorist attack is in the works. Go Here
As one who is fascinated by Islam, I admit to being confused by Adnan el-Shukrijumah’s warning. On the one hand, I appreciate the fact that the man is kind enough to warn brothers in the Islamofascist movement of impending doom so that steps can be taken to avoid annihilation.
On the other hand, one of the more appealing aspects of Islam is the promise of 72 virgins commencing with one’s earthly death and ascension into Islamic heaven. If that promise is true, why would Adnan el-Shukrijumah “warn” the brothers to leave?
It would seem to make better Muslim sense for Adnan el-Shukrijumah to keep that information under his turban. That way, Muslim brothers fortunate enough to be caught up in the next attack could cash in on those carnal blessings promised in the Koran.
Perhaps there is another answer: Is there a shortfall of virgins in Islamic heaven?
Could it be that G.W. Bush and his coalition of infidels have created a virgin supply-demand imbalance by killing so many terrorists? An imbalance that is threatening to shut down the Virgin Redemption Center (VRC) in Islamic heaven?
What a pity that would be. All those horny Islamofascists robbed of their greatest incentive to murder and maim.
If that is the case, Praise be to Allah!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal.
Adnan el-Shukrijumah, al-Qaida field commander in Afghanistan, is reportedly warning Muslims to leave the United States because another major terrorist attack is in the works. Go Here
As one who is fascinated by Islam, I admit to being confused by Adnan el-Shukrijumah’s warning. On the one hand, I appreciate the fact that the man is kind enough to warn brothers in the Islamofascist movement of impending doom so that steps can be taken to avoid annihilation.
On the other hand, one of the more appealing aspects of Islam is the promise of 72 virgins commencing with one’s earthly death and ascension into Islamic heaven. If that promise is true, why would Adnan el-Shukrijumah “warn” the brothers to leave?
It would seem to make better Muslim sense for Adnan el-Shukrijumah to keep that information under his turban. That way, Muslim brothers fortunate enough to be caught up in the next attack could cash in on those carnal blessings promised in the Koran.
Perhaps there is another answer: Is there a shortfall of virgins in Islamic heaven?
Could it be that G.W. Bush and his coalition of infidels have created a virgin supply-demand imbalance by killing so many terrorists? An imbalance that is threatening to shut down the Virgin Redemption Center (VRC) in Islamic heaven?
What a pity that would be. All those horny Islamofascists robbed of their greatest incentive to murder and maim.
If that is the case, Praise be to Allah!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal.
posted by John W Lillpop | 7:32 AM
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