FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Source of Bush Decline Revealed!
Authored by JOHN W LILLPOP
Washington D.C.(Lillpill News)--
Sources close to God, speaking on condition of anonymity, have told Pat Roberston and Jerry Falwell the exact root-cause of GW Bush's disastorous decline.
Seems as though God is really pissed off at the shame and disgrace brought to America and the White House by a perverted, fat hillbilly who was president..without securing a majority of the popular vote, by the way.
That would be Slick Willy--known in some liberal wacko circles as Bill Clinton.
According to Pat and Jerry, God has just got around to placing a pox on the White House, in retribution for Clinton's immorality and perjury.
Bill Clinton---the pervert that keeps on perverting!
Now, for the latest in Democrat party news, we turn to Igor Fiberal in our Moscow office..
Washington D.C.(Lillpill News)--
Sources close to God, speaking on condition of anonymity, have told Pat Roberston and Jerry Falwell the exact root-cause of GW Bush's disastorous decline.
Seems as though God is really pissed off at the shame and disgrace brought to America and the White House by a perverted, fat hillbilly who was president..without securing a majority of the popular vote, by the way.
That would be Slick Willy--known in some liberal wacko circles as Bill Clinton.
According to Pat and Jerry, God has just got around to placing a pox on the White House, in retribution for Clinton's immorality and perjury.
Bill Clinton---the pervert that keeps on perverting!
Now, for the latest in Democrat party news, we turn to Igor Fiberal in our Moscow office..
posted by John W Lillpop | 5:51 PM
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