Pelosi Culture of Corruption to Lie In State at Rotunda
Authored by JOHN W LILLPOP
God spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Thank Our God by Burning GW Bush!
Nancy Pelosi(Dunce-CA), anointed to be the next Speaker of the US House by the MSM, today announced final arrangements for the internment and burial of her Culture of Corruption(COC).
Pelosi's COC was declared officially dead after several primary results failed to produce expected gains for Democrats. Cause of death was determined to be exposure to the light of day, a condition often fatal to liberal arguments, candidates and rhetoric.
Pelosi also announced that the following Democrats were directly involved in the murder of the Pelosi COC: William J. Jefferson Cynthia McKinney Patrick Kennedy John Conyers, and Harry Reid.
Francine Busby is listed as a co-conspirator because of her idiotic statement that encouraged illegal immigrants to vote, Pelosi added.
The expired COC will lie in state at the Capitol Rotunda for a brief time. Normal protocol for state funerals will apply, except that Capitol Police, FBI Agents, Traffic Police, and Ticket Takers will not be assigned to the service.
This departure from tradition is seen as a gesture of goodwill by Pelosi in deference to McKinney, Jefferson, Kennedy and Reid and their respective issues with the aforementioned authority figures.
Pall bearers will be the first six clean and sober illegal immigrants that can be found on Capitol grounds. Only those with no papers and who speak only Spanish will be eligible to serve.
This, it is rumored, is in deference to Francine Busby.
Funeral services will include rich and diverse music and spiritual themes including:
* McKinney will sing a solo version of "I shot the Sheriff."
* Conyers, Jefferson and McKinney will team up as a trio for a lively rendition of "We shall Overcome."
* Patrick Kennedy will hum the "The Days of Wine and Roses" as long as someone agrees to drive him home.
Pelosi will deliver the main eulogy titled: "God Spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Repay God by Burning GW Bush!"
In lieu of flowers, Pelosi requests that unmarked bills be mailed to DNC Headquarters: Attention Bush Extermination Fund. Not tax deductible.
God spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Thank Our God by Burning GW Bush!
Nancy Pelosi(Dunce-CA), anointed to be the next Speaker of the US House by the MSM, today announced final arrangements for the internment and burial of her Culture of Corruption(COC).
Pelosi's COC was declared officially dead after several primary results failed to produce expected gains for Democrats. Cause of death was determined to be exposure to the light of day, a condition often fatal to liberal arguments, candidates and rhetoric.
Pelosi also announced that the following Democrats were directly involved in the murder of the Pelosi COC: William J. Jefferson Cynthia McKinney Patrick Kennedy John Conyers, and Harry Reid.
Francine Busby is listed as a co-conspirator because of her idiotic statement that encouraged illegal immigrants to vote, Pelosi added.
The expired COC will lie in state at the Capitol Rotunda for a brief time. Normal protocol for state funerals will apply, except that Capitol Police, FBI Agents, Traffic Police, and Ticket Takers will not be assigned to the service.
This departure from tradition is seen as a gesture of goodwill by Pelosi in deference to McKinney, Jefferson, Kennedy and Reid and their respective issues with the aforementioned authority figures.
Pall bearers will be the first six clean and sober illegal immigrants that can be found on Capitol grounds. Only those with no papers and who speak only Spanish will be eligible to serve.
This, it is rumored, is in deference to Francine Busby.
Funeral services will include rich and diverse music and spiritual themes including:
* McKinney will sing a solo version of "I shot the Sheriff."
* Conyers, Jefferson and McKinney will team up as a trio for a lively rendition of "We shall Overcome."
* Patrick Kennedy will hum the "The Days of Wine and Roses" as long as someone agrees to drive him home.
Pelosi will deliver the main eulogy titled: "God Spoke to Moses Through a Burning Bush: Let's Repay God by Burning GW Bush!"
In lieu of flowers, Pelosi requests that unmarked bills be mailed to DNC Headquarters: Attention Bush Extermination Fund. Not tax deductible.
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