Illegal Aliens: Courageous Heroes or Yellow Cowards?

BY JOHN W LILLPOP


Of all the ridiculous spin lines in the illegal alien debate, the one guaranteed to drive my last meal out is the one that celebrates criminal invaders as: "Courageous heroes who risked death by crossing a hostile desert just to improve their lives."

Heroes?

Only an idiot like Mexican president Vicente Fox would seek to glorify criminals for violating US borders and laws.

Although one must concede that from Fox's perspective, illegal aliens ARE heroes.... because when tens of millions of Mexican peasants invade America, they are out of his hair..... and dumped squarely on the backs of US taxpayers.

But heroes?

Recent events suggest that these criminals are not so courageous, after all.

Indeed, when it came time to vote in Mexico's election, most illegal aliens avoided going home, fearful of being unable to re-invade the US.

All that brown macho apparently morphed into chicken yellow.

Let's hope that that chicken yellow prevents illegals from voting in our elections this Fall.

Lord knows there will be plenty of corrupt Democrats urging them to do so!