Illegal Aliens Die in Crash--Racism to Blame?

Authored by JOHN W LILLPOP



Nine illegal aliens were killed in a highway crash Monday while trying to elude Border Patrol agents, and at least 12 others were injured, officials said.

The large sport utility vehicle carrying up to 22 people swerved to avoid a spike strip put out by Border Patrol agents, Sheriff's Maj. Leon Wilmot said. Source

I fully expect that liberals, including Hispanic activists from La Reza, will decry the accident as a racist assault against people of color, and demand that immediate steps such as the following be taken:

( ) Immediately repeal Prop. 200, Arizona's anti-illegal alien bill

( ) Arrest the perusing border patrol agents for involuntary manslaughter

( ) Require all speed limit signs to be posted in Spanish

( ) Locate survivors and immediately register them as Democrats for 2006 election

( ) Register all 22, including the expired, as Democrats.

( ) Blame the accident on global warming, and sue the Bush Administration for $500 billion dollars in punitive damages.

Arizona's liberal Governor Napolitono will probably respond with something brilliant like "These are all great ideas, but $500 billion does have a nice right to it."