Homeless or Illegal, Need Free Health Care? Welcome To San Francisco!
JOHN W LILLPOP
In a stunning victory for those who champion abandonment of personal responsibility, more government at all costs, and fiscal folly, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to provide all City residents with free health care.
Mind you, The City is already a favored destination for thousands of homeless street people. Logically speaking, increasing the number of uncouth folk who immodestly urinate in public seems an odd way for a 'world class' city to behave.
But, remember, this is San Francisco, the City That Knows How.
Or, used to.
In other encouraging news, the Supervisors apparently discovered a heretofore undisclosed shortfall of illegal aliens.
Because San Francisco's unwritten mission objective is Diversity Before Sanity! , the lack of a robust illegal alien constituency was seen as a serious flaw, nearly rising to the level of criminal negligence.
To fix this racism-based oversight, the new health care benefit will apply to ALL residents, without regard to immigration status.
How will all this be paid for?
Well, this IS liberal paradise, where the T word---taxes--- is king, or queen, to be more precise.
Employers and those with the unmitigated gall to earn a decent wage will be coughing up extra dollars to fund this latest surrender to socialsim.
But according to local media, everyone should celebrate a great day of accomplishment by The City's Best and Brightest.
And why not?
After all, in just a few short hours, these liberal fog-heads have done their utmost to drive away those institutions and individuals that provide jobs, make The City work and pay taxes.
To offset the loss of productive contributors, the Supervisors have issued a warm welcome to those dependent on public handouts, and who pay no taxes.
Longtime local columnist Herb Cain, now deceased, once called San Francisco "Baghdad by the Bay."
To be brutally honest, in July 2006, even Baghdad seems more sane than The City.
In a stunning victory for those who champion abandonment of personal responsibility, more government at all costs, and fiscal folly, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to provide all City residents with free health care.
Mind you, The City is already a favored destination for thousands of homeless street people. Logically speaking, increasing the number of uncouth folk who immodestly urinate in public seems an odd way for a 'world class' city to behave.
But, remember, this is San Francisco, the City That Knows How.
Or, used to.
In other encouraging news, the Supervisors apparently discovered a heretofore undisclosed shortfall of illegal aliens.
Because San Francisco's unwritten mission objective is Diversity Before Sanity! , the lack of a robust illegal alien constituency was seen as a serious flaw, nearly rising to the level of criminal negligence.
To fix this racism-based oversight, the new health care benefit will apply to ALL residents, without regard to immigration status.
How will all this be paid for?
Well, this IS liberal paradise, where the T word---taxes--- is king, or queen, to be more precise.
Employers and those with the unmitigated gall to earn a decent wage will be coughing up extra dollars to fund this latest surrender to socialsim.
But according to local media, everyone should celebrate a great day of accomplishment by The City's Best and Brightest.
And why not?
After all, in just a few short hours, these liberal fog-heads have done their utmost to drive away those institutions and individuals that provide jobs, make The City work and pay taxes.
To offset the loss of productive contributors, the Supervisors have issued a warm welcome to those dependent on public handouts, and who pay no taxes.
Longtime local columnist Herb Cain, now deceased, once called San Francisco "Baghdad by the Bay."
To be brutally honest, in July 2006, even Baghdad seems more sane than The City.
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