Old Gray Lady Editor Still Clueless

Written By JOHN W LILLPOP






New York Times Executive Editor Bill Keller announced plans to reduce the physical dimension of the Old Gray Lady and to cut jobs in order to reduce costs.


Can you believe it? Keller actually believes its the size of his paper, rather than its liberal stench, that is driving readers away.

Unfortunately, the Old Gray Lady is no longer even capable of recognizing 'news fit to print,' much less actually finding and reporting it objectively.

Keller would be well advised to leave the dimensions of the paper alone in favor of the following:

-End the paper's tawdry affair with the Democrat party and liberalism;

-Discontinue the practice of disclosing sensitive information with the potential to provide aid and comfort to those who have declared war on America, and

-Require all NYT employees to attend 'Diversity' workshops for badly-needed attitude adjustments with respect to the US military, Republicans, Christians, Caucasians, heterosexuals, the Bush family tree, law enforcement authorities, US business interests, homeland security, American citizens, patriotism, lower taxes, Old Glory and rule of law.

One last thing, Mr. Keller: Make the correction of NYT errors more complete, prominent and visible on the front page.

That last item, done properly, will probably require that the paper size be doubled, rather than reduced!