Why Vicente Fox Will NOT Burn in Hell
Written by JOHN W LILLPOP
While many good people of faith are eagerly awaiting Vicente Fox's date with hell and the ensuing charcoaling of his evil being for ever and ever, there is bad news to relate.
Vicente Fox will NOT burn in hell.
Why, you ask?
Where is there justice if the criminal Fox, who has dumped 20 million illiterate peasants on the backs of US taxpayers, is not forced to pay the ultimate price for his crimes?
The answer can be found at Wikepedia.
Look under HELL, and you will see an exhaustive definition of the various sins that will cause eternal damnation, as well as the awful punishments to be meted out to those who live in sin.
On Page 7 of the document, however, there is a list of elements that will not burn, and hence can not be punished with eternal hell.
Among the elements so identified is the product that constitutes 99.999999% of Vicente Fox's personage: Dung!
It is with heavy hearts, indeed, that we the faithful must accept the fact that Vicente Fox will not burn in hell.
That is, unless the devil can invent a way to incinerate dumb dung!
While many good people of faith are eagerly awaiting Vicente Fox's date with hell and the ensuing charcoaling of his evil being for ever and ever, there is bad news to relate.
Vicente Fox will NOT burn in hell.
Why, you ask?
Where is there justice if the criminal Fox, who has dumped 20 million illiterate peasants on the backs of US taxpayers, is not forced to pay the ultimate price for his crimes?
The answer can be found at Wikepedia.
Look under HELL, and you will see an exhaustive definition of the various sins that will cause eternal damnation, as well as the awful punishments to be meted out to those who live in sin.
On Page 7 of the document, however, there is a list of elements that will not burn, and hence can not be punished with eternal hell.
Among the elements so identified is the product that constitutes 99.999999% of Vicente Fox's personage: Dung!
It is with heavy hearts, indeed, that we the faithful must accept the fact that Vicente Fox will not burn in hell.
That is, unless the devil can invent a way to incinerate dumb dung!
posted by John W Lillpop | 3:28 PM
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